1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
“DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
“What?”
“Never mind, it’s gone now.”
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

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My friend Filipe Santos wrote a blog about one thing that God hates. I was going to write my own cliff notes from his post but decided to just give you the link and let you read it yourself. I highly recommend it specially for those of you that are married.

Something God Hates

I have been a mac owner for over 10 years. My love for apple computers made me look into finding a security camera solution and fixing it.

We now carry two different surveillance solutions that are apple accesible.

Email me at jose@comsurv.com and I would love to help you design the best system for your company or home that can be accessed by any apple computer. Not only can we design a system, but we travel the world installing such system for companies in need of our solution.

Please find below a few pictures of our two systems being viewed from my macbook pro.



In the past 2 month, I have received a huge number of request for our sate of the art security camera solution for apple computers. Many of our top industry leaders in the security world have pushed away those of us that are happy with our apple products. By doing that, the apple community has been kept in the dark when it comes to viewing security cameras online. I am fortunate to break that and give a solution that is fully mac supported and mac based.

I cant go another day without admitting the person behind my success:

In Revelations 13:14,20 It says: “[To the Church in Laodicea] "To the angel of the church in Laodicea write: These are the words of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the ruler of God's creation. Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me.”

I met the Guy and sat and ate with Him and He sat right in front of me and ate with me. I fell in love with His eyes. I fell in love with His voice. I fell in love with His presence and asked Him to live with me. His name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He is also known as the Messiah, the King of King, The Lord of Lord, the Alpha and Omega, the Prince of Peace and a few others.

I have made many mistakes with my life and my business for which non should be successful. But this man, Jesus, has helped me when I have fallen. Has given me a hand when I most needed. Gave me the words of encouragement that I needed in order to claim victory. Even in the midst of failure, His power has taken me out of the pits of failure and he has clothed me with righteousness and grace.

He is the reason for my success and I wanted to let you know that. He is good. Give Him a try... I bet he will not let you down.

Read

How He Loves Lyrics

here.

Another solution that we have (Which is very popular) is the ability to view your cameras live from your iPhone but also be able to review what happened int he past from your iPhone also. See below for some screen shots from my iPhone showing the camera divisions and the pos interface and also how it looks live in full screen.